Straight Outta Chatsworth

My pops and I be comin back from Blue Ridge Georgia on our great day of delivering goods to the greater metropolitan area. On the return trip we hit some snow, thats right snow, Wet as evrthn (everything) but it was still white enough to be snow. The Pops had to get back to the Chatty first church to make some chow, and I was cracka lacking for time, cuz I be havin' a slate of jazz back at the crib. So he be jivin so loudt he be givin' all us peopizzles dat nervousness. So we be moving down the route in da benz (chevy van). den all of da sudden boom! the benz (chevy van) starts a rattalin' and a shakin'. Pops looks over and axes me, "yo g, you be frontin me"? I was like na dog, da ca be clacking back at cha. Excuse me, just lost my mind for a second. So we took the van into this quick lube place. Sputtering into this place we found a mechanic to bail us out (Pictured) this guy was straight outta chatsworth but he was a kind soul. It made sense we had to wait awhile, so they fixed it and we went on our merry way. 228 dollars later. Oh and somewhere in there we visited a convenient store with friendly pakistani's, and then I thought about this article I read in the time magazine about how pakistan isn't even a frenemy anymore they are just an enemy. And I wondered why they would even be in chatsworth anyways? And I thought what if I ever went to pakistan, I think I would visit the osama bin laden death place and remember that picture of Hillary Clinton looking terrified. Then all of the sudden I thought where could Chelsea Clinton be nowadays? Then I remembered some network took a chance that she would be nothing like her mother and hired her as a correspondent. Then I thought about Chelsea the football team and how it would be neat if Chelsea lately were their team spokeswoman. Then I thought, she is so funny they should put her on the field, maybe at goalie, she would crack up every player so they couldn't make a shot. Then I thought of the flu vaccine and how it should be just a pill, and I thought hey why don't they have a vaccine for every incurable disease? Then I thought maybe the patent was pending on that? Then I started to think about how many movies about General Patton were in existence, then I thought probably just one: Patton. Then I left.